Total Medals Earned: 680 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,675 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 7/18 (50/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Glimmer
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 3/7 (115/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game